By CW

Left to right: The Fire Priestess Melisandre (must be hot), Daenerys Targaryen (must be hot) and Cersei Lannister (must be hot) are being sought by some dude on Craigslist looking for chicks to “act like idiots” with. Sweet.

Honestly, I have little to add to this absurd awesome genius Craigslist post of man seeking Game of Thrones women. Check it out in all its glory here, or the screenshot here in case it gets pulled. So ladies, do you dislike money but REALLY REALLY like Game of Thrones? Help a brother out.

I am seeking women who can pretend to be the women of game of thrones. Requirements are simple, and these are the women I need.

1. The Red haired woman
-you must be hot
-you must be able to say “the night is dark and full of terrors”
-you dont need to have red hair, but you have to buy a wig if you dont

2. Daenerys Targaryen
- you must be hot
-you need to constantly be looking for your dragons and getting pissed off at virtually anyone that tries to help you
-you have to call me “sun and stars”

3. Cersei Lannister
-you must be hot
-you need to drink at least 3 cups of wine in my presence
-you need to have a really shit attitude

OPTIONAL CHARACTERS

1. Shae
2. That hot brunette that Rob Stark is boning
3. That dope ass irish chick that keeps trying to get John Snow to forget his honor
4. The foreign postitute in little fingers brothel

Please send inquiry with headshot.
This is a NO PAY position, its only for GIRLS who REALLY REALLY like Game of Thrones, and want to act like idiots with me.

Un. Fucking. Real. I’d like to take the time to say simply, Thank you internet, you’ve done it again.